Schedule
SNAKE FATHER, LEFT IV DEAD, THE GHOST OF US, STREET BREED, BAGWELL
Another loaded bill is rolling through the RGV — you already know what time it is.
Featuring:
Snake Father • Left IV Dead • The Ghost of Us • Street Breed • Bagwell
February 28th — Saturday Night
Doors 7PM
$15 presale // $20 GA
The Lone Star Theater
This one’s built for the pit. Presale tickets drop soon — keep your eyes open.
TICKETS ON SALE AT: https://www.simpletix.com/e/snake-father-left-iv-dead-the-ghost-of-us-tickets-254983
COMEDY OPEN MIC NIGHT
Are you ready for another night of laughs, fresh material, and raw comedy energy at The Lone Star Theater? Join us on March 6th from 8PM–10PM at 115 E Park Ave in Pharr for an evening hosted by the very funny Bobby Garza.
This open mic welcomes all skill levels — whether you’re a seasoned comic testing new material or stepping in front of a crowd for the very first time. It’s a supportive space where comedians sharpen their craft, take risks, and discover what truly gets a laugh.
Comics: Bring your jokes, your stories, and your courage — the stage is yours.
Audience: You’re highly encouraged to attend and experience comedy in its realest form. Watch jokes evolve in real time and see the work that goes into perfecting every punchline.
Come laugh, support local talent, and be part of a night where anything can happen — only at The Lone Star Theater.
MARIO SALAZAR SWEATS COMEDY SHOW
Get ready for a night of nonstop laughter as Mario Salazar takes the stage for his first-ever one man show at The Lone Star Theater! This special performance brings Mario front and center for a one-of-a-kind comedy.
This isn’t your typical comedy set — it’s one comedian, one mic, and a room full of laughs. Expect high energy, unexpected moments, and a show you’ll be talking about the next day.
Whether you’re a longtime comedy fan or just looking for a fun night out in downtown Pharr, this is the show to catch.
Join us for a laugh-filled evening and be part of this milestone performance.
🎭 Live Stand-Up Comedy
📅 Saturday, March 14th
⏰ 9PM (Doors open at 8pm)
📍 The Lone Star Theater – Pharr
Come early, grab a drink, and get ready to laugh nonstop!
Get your tickets now at: https://www.simpletix.com/e/mario-salazar-sweats-comedy-show-tickets-257822
MOVIES & MUSIC MARKET
Movies & Music Market
Join us for a fun-filled evening celebrating all things movies and music!
Browse unique vendors offering:
Movie memorabilia
Vinyl records
Music collectibles
Posters & more!
Friday, March 27th
6PM – 10PM
115 E Park Ave, Pharr
FREE ENTRY
Plus — don’t miss Music Bingo from 7PM–9PM for a chance to win prizes while jamming to your favorite hits!
Bring your friends, grab a drink, shop local, and enjoy a night of nostalgia, music, and fun at The Lone Star Theater.
*Interested vendors can call (956)467-0938 for more info.
UPON YOUR DEAD BODY
Upon Your Dead Body returns to The Lone Star Theater alongside San Antonio favorites Donella Drive — plus
…And the Hero Prevails, The Culture, and A Bogus Journey.
Saturday, March 28th
Doors at 7PM
$15 Presale // $20 GA
For the sad, the loud, and everyone in between.
Get your ticket now at:
https://www.simpletix.com/e/upon-your-dead-body-tickets-259462
LONE STAR LAUGHS COMEDY SHOW
LONE STAR LAUGHS
April 4 | 8PM–11PM
Goldie is coming to downtown Pharr.
Headlining the night is Courtney “Goldie” Jackson, made popular on the hit reality TV show Flavor of Love. You’ve seen her personality on screen — now experience her live and unfiltered on stage.
Join us Saturday, April 4th at 8PM at The Lone Star Theater for a stacked lineup of comedians bringing big laughs, bold takes, and nonstop energy.
This is your chance to see Goldie up close in an intimate venue setting — no edits, no cameras, just real stand-up comedy.
Also featuring:
🎤 Charles Allen – seasoned, razor-sharp, and laugh-out-loud funny
🎤 Abigail – a standout local comic bringing fresh energy and big laughs
🎤 Hosted by Anthony Nino, keeping the vibes high and the night moving.
Seats are limited. Don’t wait.
8PM-10PM
April 4th
TICKET OPTIONS:
$20 - VIP seating
$15 - General Admission (open seating)
TICKETS ON SALE AT: https://www.simpletix.com/e/lone-star-laughs-tickets-254982
MEMBERS ONLY: 80's/90's DANCE NIGHT
Members Only: 80’s/90’s Dance Night
Friday, April 10 • 8PM – 12AM
The Lone Star Theater – 115 E Park Ave, Pharr, TX
Step into the ultimate throwback party.
We’re taking it back to the golden era of dance floors, neon lights, and nonstop hits with a Members Only 80’s/90’s Dance Night at The Lone Star Theater.
This is a FREE RSVP event with limited guest passes available — and once the list is full, that’s it.
🔥 Best 80’s & 90’s Dressed Contest
Come dressed to impress and show off your best retro look for a chance to win bragging rights and prizes.
🎟 FREE guest passes must be picked up in person only
No online reservations. No holds. First come, first served.
Expect:
Nonstop 80’s & 90’s dance anthems
Packed dance floor vibes
Retro atmosphere
Throwback specials
Costume contest with cash prizes
Mini 80s/90s trivia with prizes
This isn’t just a party — it’s a time machine.
🎶 Music by DJ Starrfox
🕺 Dress retro or come as you are
🚪 Guest list only — arrive early
WILLIE BARCENA: LIVE IN PHARR
Willie Barcena hits Pharr, TX with his bold, no-filter comedy.
With specials on Comedy Central, Showtime, and Netflix, he’s known for raw, honest takes on family, culture, and everyday chaos. Don’t miss it.
Raucous, irreverent, and never politically correct, Willie Barcena is one of the sharpest voices in comedy. His material covers family, religion, race, sex, politics, and everything else you’re not supposed to talk about. With twelve appearances on The Tonight Show—more than any other Latino comedian—Willie has earned a reputation for fearless, unfiltered stand-up.
A 20-year veteran and touring powerhouse, he’s performed around the world, including shows for U.S. troops overseas. His TV credits include Moesha, The Wayans Brothers, and hosting duties on the popular SI-TV series Latino Laugh Festival – The Show.
Willie’s first hour-long Comedy Central special earned rave reviews, followed by a Showtime special—and his latest hour, now streaming on Netflix, proves he’s only getting better.
BUY TICKETS AT: https://events.massivetix.com/e/willie-barcena-pharr-tx
COMEDY OPEN MIC
Comedy Open Mic Night
Get ready for a night full of laughs at The Lone Star Theater! Join us for our Comedy Open Mic Night on Friday, February 6th from 8PM–10PM in downtown Pharr.
Whether you're coming to enjoy the show or brave the mic yourself, this is your chance to experience raw, uncensored, local comedy in a true theater setting.
Hosted by Bobby Garza, this open mic welcomes comedians of all levels and guarantees a fun, unpredictable night of stand-up.
🎟 FREE ENTRY
📍 The Lone Star Theater
115 E Park Ave, Pharr, TX
⏰ 8PM – 10PM
Grab a drink, find a seat, and get ready to laugh.
NOTIONS
Powered by Amplifire Promotions
Get ready — a stacked lineup is hitting The Lone Star Theater in Pharr, TX!
Featuring:
Notions • Vilamoura • Chernobyl the Secret • The Sight of Impact • Arms First • Modern Mizery
Saturday, January 31st
Doors open at 7PM
$15 Presale | $20 Door
All ages welcome! (Children 10 years and under are FREE)
Buy tickets at:
PHARR, TX POET LAUREATE ALBUM RELEASE PARTY
Pharr’s Poet Laureate, Amanda Puryear, is holding her spoken word poetry album release party on January 30th from 6pm-9pm at The Lone Star Theater. FREE entry for the public.
Tribute Night
Get ready for a night of heavy, emotional, and hard-hitting rock as Tribute Night takes over The Lone Star Theater on January 17.
Three Legged Dog delivers a powerful tribute to Alice In Chains, bringing the grit, harmonies, and raw intensity that defined the grunge era. Panic Prone follows with a crushing set honoring Chevelle, packed with thick riffs and atmospheric heaviness. The night kicks off with an opening set covering a variety of heavy hits to set the tone from the very start.
Doors open at 8:30 PM
Show starts at 9:00 PM
$15 presale | $20 at the door
All ages welcome
Whether you grew up on these bands or discovered them later, this is a must-see night for fans of heavy alternative and hard rock.
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ELECTRIC RETRO REWIND
Get ready to rewind the clock and dance the night away at Electric Retro Rewind—the ultimate 80’s throwback party at The Lone Star Theater in Pharr!
On Saturday, January 10 from 8PM–12AM, DJ StarrFox is taking over the turntables and spinning all the biggest retro hits, neon nostalgia bangers, and dance-floor favorites that defined the greatest decades of music. Expect big energy, flashing lights, sing-along anthems, and nonstop dancing all night long!
Suit up in your best 80’s gear, tease that hair, bust out the leather and neon, and step into our 80’s Costume Contest for a chance to win a $100 cash prize! Plus, test your throwback knowledge with 80’s trivia for even more retro fun.
Grab your crew, hit the dance floor, and let’s party like it’s the 1980's!
Tables and chairs are first come, first served—so hustle in early to lock down your hangout spot!
FREE ENTRY!!
📍 The Lone Star Theater – 115 E Park Ave, Pharr
🎧 DJ StarrFox
🕗 8PM–12AM
💃 Dance Party • 🏆 Costume Contest • 🧠 Trivia • 🎶 All the Retro Hits
COMEDY OPEN MIC NIGHT
Join us for Comedy Open Mic from 8pm-10pm and witness all the local talent the valley has to offer.
Hosted by the very funny Bobby Garza.
Stay after the show for KARAOKE from 10pm-midnight.
NO ENTRY FREE!
Interested comics can sign up early or on the spot. (Early sign up encouraged if you want to guarantee your time.) Sign up early at https://www.thelonestartheater.com/comedyopenmic
HELLO KITTY SUNDAY MARKET
The Lone Star Theater will now be host to a new weekly vendor market every Sunday from 11am-3pm. Visit us on January 4th for our Hello Kitty Market.
FREE Hello Kitty Mystery Bag for the first 10 customers who visit our HK booth.
• Free entry to public
• Concessions sold
• Up to 20 vendors
• Handmade goods
• Arts & crafts
• Supporting small businesses
SANTA'S SLAY RIDE
SANTA’S SLAY RIDE
THE FINAL SHOW OF THE YEAR
We’re ending the year the only way we know how — LOUD. BRUTAL. UNFORGETTABLE.
KRYPTIK MUTATION
Featuring SOS • Ojos • Infernal Rot • Dessumation Theory
This is the last ride. Don’t get left behind. Close the year in the pit.
December 27th
8:30PM – 1AM
Doors open at 8PM
The Lone Star Theater
115 E Park Ave, Pharr
$15 Presale / $20 at the Door
All Ages Welcome
Buy tickets at:
https://www.simpletix.com/e/santa-s-slay-ride-tickets-250580
FATE W/SPECIAL GUESTS
Join us for live local music with headliner Fate + special guests Takeout Rogue, Mellow Veil, & Razor Dave.
Turn up the volume and feel the energy of live rock at its finest! Join us for a night packed with powerful guitars, driving drums, and the kind of anthems that make you want to sing along and throw your hands in the air. This show delivers the raw sound and electric vibe that only real live music can bring.
Bring your crew, grab an ice-cold drink, and get ready to rock the night away — because this stage was made for loud guitars, good times, and unforgettable moments.
Doors: 8:30pm
Show: 9:00pm
All ages welcome!
$15 G.A. pre-sale
$20 G.A.door
Buy tickets at:
https://www.simpletix.com/e/fate-w-special-guests-tickets-245230
CIRCUS OF DEATH: A MURDER MYSTERY DINE-IN EXPERIENCE
"Death comes to the circus, and its performers are left trapped with a murderer among them. Lions and tigers and killers, OH MY! Relationships unravel, secrets are unearthed, and the clock is ticking."
Step right up… if you dare! The big top is back in town for one unforgettable evening of mystery, mischief, and macabre fun. Join us for 'Circus of Death', a thrilling murder-mystery dinner where guests enjoy adining experience featuring an entrée, drink, and dessert as the story unfolds around you. Follow the clues and see if you can unmask the killer before the final act.
Murder Mystery Experience provided by Act One Productions. Photo op opportunity after the show at no extra charge. Costumes and circus-themed attire are highly encouraged but not required!
Tickets are $55 per person, and seating is limited — reserve early to guarantee your spot under the tent!
Proceeds will be used to purchase Christmas gifts for local youth in foster care.
Purchase tickets at:
https://www.simpletix.com/e/circus-of-death-a-murder-mystery-dine-in-e-tickets-244971
LONE STAR LAUGHS
Get ready for a night of non-stop comedy on December 6th! Houston’s own Charles Allen is rolling into town and bringing his signature brand of humor and high energy straight to our stage.
Joining Charles is a lineup of hilarious local comedians ready to show off their best material and keep the laughs coming all night long. Hosted by Anthony Nino. This show has something for everyone who loves great comedy and good vibes.
Featuring:
Rick Cano
Bobby Garza
Steven Sosa
Joseph Soto
Whether you’re out with friends, on a date, or just need a solid night of laughter, this is one comedy event you won’t want to miss.
Doors: 7:30pm
Show: 8:00pm
VIP: $25
General Admission: $15
Limited seating!
Buy tickets at:
HOLIDAY NIGHT MARKET
Join us for a cozy indoor Holiday Night Market, perfect for festive holiday shopping and supporting local businesses—rain or shine! This free-to-the-public event brings together a variety of local vendors offering handmade gifts, unique finds, seasonal goodies, and more.
Enjoy a relaxed, welcoming atmosphere as you browse for the perfect holiday presents or simply explore what our community has to offer. Whether you're checking off your gift list or enjoying an evening out, the Holiday Night Market at The Lone Star Theater is the ideal way to kick off the season.
*Interested vendors can call (956)467-0938 to register. $15 fee.
BATTLE OF THE BANDS
🚨 WHO’S READY TO THROW DOWN?
Amplifire Promotions and The Lone Star Theater present… THE BIGGEST BATTLE OF THE BANDS the RGV has ever seen!
8 bands.
All original music.
All genres.
Competing Bands:
The Culture
Bagwell
Signs of Omnicide
Wyldhart
Principium
Streed Breed
PSA
October Roar
Hosted by:
🎶 Amani
Judged by:
🎙️ 9.56 ABV Podcast
🎧 Rob Reyes (No Name Brand)
💀 Bones Martinez (local music scene heavyweight)
Winners will be chosen by a combination of judge scores and crowd energy — so get loud, show up early, and stay late. Your vote matters!
🏆 GRAND PRIZE includes:
🎬 1 Free Music Video
🎙️ 1 Free Recorded Single
📸 Band Promo Photo Session
👕 20 Custom Band Shirts
Big shoutout to Baldemar Garcia (1st Class Cinema), Dark Arts Recording Studio, George Glass
TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT:
TRUNK OR TREAT
Join us for a fun, family-friendly Trunk or Treat at The Lone Star Theater! This Halloween celebration features both indoor and outdoor activities, exciting games, tasty food and snacks, and of course plenty of candy for the kids. Costumes are encouraged, and the whole community is invited!
Highlights:
•Trick-or-Treating in a safe environment
•Indoor & outdoor games and activities
•Delicious food and snacks available
•Free admission for all ages
Bring the whole family and enjoy a safe and festive night of Halloween fun!
Vendors Wanted:
We’re also seeking local businesses and individuals who would like to participate by decorating a trunk and handing out candy. It’s a $0 vendor fee and a great way to connect with the community.
For vendor sign-up details, call us at (956)467-0938 or email theaterlonestar@gmail.com
UPON YOUR DEAD BODY
We are turning up the volume with a stacked night of local talent you won’t want to miss! Some of the valley’s most promising local bands, each bringing their own unique style and energy take our stage with Upon Your Dead Body closing out the show.
•Upon Your Dead Body
•Simply Blinded
•Streetbreed
•Blxsh
$10 Early Bird (General Admission)
$15 General Admission
$20 Door (General Admission)
Chair & table reservations available online only.
Doors 8pm, Show 9pm-1am
All ages welcome!
Buy tickets at:
ROT-TOBERFEST
ROT-TOBERFEST at The Lone Star Theater
Raise your beer… and the dead!
Join us Friday, October 18th at The Lone Star Theater for a night where gothic Halloween energy collides with the ultimate tribute to rock and metal. Rot-toberfest brings together the dark spirit of amber beer, the eerie glow of haunted nights, and the power of live music in one unforgettable event.
3 Killer Tribute Bands:
• Xero Tolerance (Type O Negative Tribute)
• Salival (Tool Tribute)
• The Mutants (Misfits)
💀 Costume Contest – Dress in your best gothic, horror, or metal look and compete for spooky prizes.
🎟️ Giveaways All Night – Free merch and surprises to keep the energy alive.
🍺 Amber Beer Specials – Dark brews flowing to match the mood.
This isn’t just another concert – it’s a Rot-toberfest celebration of music, mayhem, and macabre fun. Don’t wait until the grave calls – get your tickets now and secure your spot before we hit standing room only.
BUY TICKETS AT:
SHAUN MECCA
Get ready for a night of high energy country and good vibes at The Lone Star Theater! This show brings together the best of gritty country, hiphop and a rowdy outlaw spirit. Headliner Shaun Mecca leads the party with his unique blend of country and rap and sing-along anthems, joined by WC The Cowboy, Jimmy Jack and DJ Hailgatsby keeping the energy rolling all night long. From beer in the air moments to sad cowboy music this concert is set to be a full on celebration of country/rap culture you don’t want to miss.
Doors: 8:30pm
Show: 9:00pm-1:00am
General Admission: $20
TICKETS ON SALE SEPTEMBER 5TH AT 10:00AM AT:
LONE STAR LAUGHS
Get ready for a night of pure Texas-sized laughter at Lone Star Laughs! On Friday, October 3rd at 8 PM, The Lone Star Theater transforms into a comedy hotspot, shining the spotlight on some of the funniest local comics from right here in the Rio Grande Valley.
These rising stars are bringing their best material to the stage for a night packed with energy, fun, and plenty of laughs. This is your chance to experience fresh comedy talent while supporting local performers making their mark.
Featuring:
• Phil Cortez
• Tyler Boe
Headliner:
Mario Superstar Salazar
& Hosted by:
Anthony Nino
Doors: 7:30pm
Show: 8:00pm
Buy tickets at:
PHARR 2 FUNNY
Pharr 2 Funny Comedy returns to The Lone Star Theater starring Steven Farmer, Josh Castro, Gabe Trevino, & special guest Raymond Orta.
Doors: 7:30pm
Show: 8:00pm
DELTA DIVIDE
Delta Divide brings the raw power of rock to our stage with unstoppable energy, killer riffs, and vocals that will blow you away. This fierce female-led band delivers a show you won't forget. They bring passion, power, and pure rock. Don't miss this night of music that hits hard and leaves you wanting more!
Special Guests:
VERIGO
PSA
$10 Pre-sale (General Admission)
$20 Door (General Admission)
Chair & table reservations available online only.
Doors 8:30pm, Show 9pm-1am
All ages welcome!
TICKETS SOLD AT:
AMENDED, SACRIFICE OF SINNERS, DESUMMATION THEORY, CERDO
Calling all music lovers and scene supporters —
The local music scene is rising again at The Lone Star Theater!
This isn't just a show. This is our revival of the local scene, a return to the raw sound, real energy, and unforgettable nights that only live music can bring.
Come be part of the first wave. This is where the next era begins.
Sacrifice of Sinners
Desummation Theory
Amended
Cerdo
$10 General Admission
Doors 8pm, Show 9pm-1am
All ages welcome!
Comedy Open Mic
In the mood for some drinks and laughs? Join us every Thursday for Comedy Open Mic from 8pm-10:30pm.
Comedians, want to perform or try out some new material? Walk in and sign up with our host Gabriel. Or you can reserve your spot in advance at the link below:
EMO REVIVAL NIGHT
EMO REVIVAL NIGHT: PHARR, TX
RSVP: https://www.Purplepass.com/tffajuly26?SID=TFFA
$15 advanced/ $25 Day of show/ All Ages/ +$5 for under 21 due upon entry / Doors at 7pm
The premier event that not only celebrates Emo’s past, but embraces its future by showcasing up and coming bands & artists!
- Hear your favorite emo hits in a curated playlist all night long
- Discover live music from the latest and greatest bands inspired by the genre we all love
- Wear your favorite band tees and scene-kid attire
- Deals, Specials & Photo Ops all night long!
Emo's not dead!!! Come party and scream your lungs out to a playlist of some of your favorite songs from bands like:
Yellowcard, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Twenty One Pilots, Panic at the Disco, Bowling for Soup, Blink 182, Green Day, Fall Out Boy and more!
THEN HEAR THE BANDS THEIR MUSIC INSPIRED! FEATURING LIVE, ORIGINAL PERFORMANCES FROM:
PAGE 9 (For Fans of: Anberlin, Coheed & Cambria, Thirty Seconds to Mars)- http://bit.ly/Page9Links // GET A FREE CD FROM PAGE 9: https://bit.ly/P9FreeCD
lineup and set times subject to change
bands are not listed in order of appearance
FOLLOW & STREAM THE OFFICIAL EMO REVIVAL NIGHT PLAYLIST: https://spoti.fi/3dfSxMr
Pharr 2 Funny Comedy Show
Get ready for a night of nonstop laughs as four hilarious comedians take the stage for a comedy show you won't forget! Whether you're a stand-up junkie or just need a good laugh, this is the perfect night out. Grab your friends, grab a drink, and get ready to laugh 'til it hurts!
Comedians:
•Jennifer Poppy
•Raul Draca Martinez
•Benjamin Briones
•Ray Perez
•Anthony Nino
•Roy Alex Gomez
•Hosted by: Gabriel Trevino
Doors open at 7:30pm.
Show starts at 8:00pm.
Seating is first come, first served - arrive early to grab a good spot!
General Admission: $15
Buy tickets now at:
https://www.eventsprout.com/event/pharr-2-funny-comedy
Three Legged Dog & Panic Prone
Join us for a night of raw emotion, heavy riffs, and unforgettable energy as we pay tribute to two of rock’s most powerful and influential bands—Alice In Chains and Chevelle. Three Legged Dog will bring you the sludge-laden soundscapes of Alice In Chains. Then dive into the intense, hard-hitting modern alt-metal of Chevelle, performed by Panic Prone. Three Legged Dog will then return to the stage to close out the show with their "HEAVY SH!T" cover set that includes songs like 'Du Hast', '5 Minutes Alone', 'Sabotage', and much more. You do NOT want to miss this show! All ages welcome.
• Three Legged Dog (Alice In Chains)
• Panic Prone (Chevelle)
• Three Legged Dog (Heavy Shit Cover Set)
Doors open at 8pm
Show starts at 9pm-1am
All Ages Welcome!
Early Bird $15
General Admission/Door $20
Buy tickets at: https://www.eventsprout.com/event/send-the-chains-below
Show & MARKET
Show & Market featuring:
• Lunatics
• BLXSH
• Simply Blinded
• Shattered Stories
Shop our vendors & enjoy the show!
Doors open at 7pm
$7/door
All ages welcome!
SOUTHERN ASHES
Southern Ashes bring country music to our venue for the first time.
$10/door
Table reservations available.
MOVIE & MUSIC MARKET
Our first music & movie market. This is not your everyday market. This is only for movie & music related items plus tv & cartoons. You’ll find t-shirts, wall art, memorabilia, instruments/equipment and everything in between.
